Mr. Milton (Bryson)
July 28th, 2007 | Published in Quotes, Humor and Satire
Mr. Milton had an Adam’s apple the size of a champagne cork and bore as uncanny a resemblance to the Disney character Goofy as was possible without actually being a cartoon dog. His wife was just like him but hairier.
–Bill Bryson, The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid: A Memoir (2006), p. 89