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Sorry, I’ve Got These Sacks

Josh Sowin — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 21:59:00 +0000

Wisdom from Jack Handy:

To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, “Hey, can you give me a hand?”, you can say, “Sorry, got these sacks.”

Odor-Fighting “Atomic Robots”

Josh Sowin — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 00:12:25 +0000

As seen on the back of my Old Spice deodorant:

Contains odor-fighting “atomic robots” that “shoot lasers” at your “stench monsters” an replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine “stench elves.”

That might be the best product description I’ve ever read.

Capybara Enjoys a Hot Shower

Josh Sowin — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 10:00:49 +0000

This is what I look like in my morning shower, too:

Girl Falls In Mall Fountain While Texting

Josh Sowin — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 10:00:07 +0000

Jon Stewart & John Oliver on the Verizon iPhone

Josh Sowin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 16:59:18 +0000

(view a higher-res version here)

Cat vs. Washing Machine

Josh Sowin — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:14:46 +0000

(via)

The Vendor-Client Relationship In Real World Situations

Josh Sowin — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 18:20:28 +0000

Calvinist Pick Up Lines

Josh Sowin — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 03:03:05 +0000

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Christians Execute Plastic Santa by Firing Squad

Josh Sowin — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 03:04:19 +0000

My reaction in acronyms: OMG WTF LOL

Double Dream Hands!

Josh Sowin — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 19:57:22 +0000