I used to do this in middle school for fun, but it’s pretty funny that an adult is recommending it.
Encyclopedias are a vital part of many school libraries…. [They] represent the philosophies of present day humanists. This is obvious by the bold display of pictures that are used to illustrate paintings, art, and sculpture…. This makes it important that the materials we place before our children are free from … that which would inflame passion. [We] are not battling a plot that captivates minds but are looking for erroneous information, sensual pictures, and unchaste details…. One of the areas that needs correction is immodesty due to nakedness and posture. This can be corrected by drawing clothes on the figures or blotting out entire pictures with a magic marker. This needs to be done with care or the magic marker can be erased from the glossy paper used in printing encyclopedias. You can overcome this by taking a razor blade and lightly scraping the surface until it loses its glaze…. [Regarding evolution,] cutting out the sections is practical if the portions removed are not thick enough to cause damage to the spine of the book as it is opened and closed in normal use. When the sections needing correction are too thick, paste the pages together being careful not to smear portions of the book not needed for correction.
—Ray Martin, “Reviewing and Correcting Encyclopedias” in Christian School Builder (1983) as quoted in Michael Shermer, Why People Believe Weird Things (1997), pp. 138-9.
In a waiting room yesterday I had the pleasure of listening to these profound pontifications from a loud-mouthed fat man in an orange shirt. I find it interesting how opinionated we can be on subjects where we obviously have very little understanding.
“I just can’t see things getting any better in this country. Oil is at, what, $130 a barrel? Greed. It’s all greed.”
“The farmer’s ain’t growing any food for us anymore — they’re growing it all for fuel!”
“Why do they keep raising the price of diesel? I have a diesel motorhome. It makes everything more expensive because trucks use diesel. It’s a damn shame. It’s just uncalled for.”
“Oil ain’t ever going down. We’ve got a President who makes money off oil, and he’s not going to let the price go down.”
When looking at my Wells Fargo bank account online, I noticed the link “Send Us Suspicious Email.” I thought that was an odd request, but I went ahead and did it since they asked.
[N]ot putting cupholders in a car is a serious mistake. I read a couple of years ago that Volvo had to redesign all its cars for the American market for this very reason. Volvo’s engineers had foolishly thought that what buyers were looking for was a reliable engine, side-impact bars, and heated seats, when in fact what they craved was little trays into which they could insert their Slurpees.
Humor is the secret weapon of the nonfiction writer. It’s secret because so few writers realize that humor is often their best tool—and sometimes their only tool—for making an important point.
Continuing this blog’s seeming new focus on parody rap videos, here is one poking fun of the “new atheism” folks. Strangely well-done, JibJab style:
The author is not known, so it could be a viral video created by a PR firm for the movie Expelled (and thus the expelled logo throughout). Even if so, it’s still very funny and well-done.
Update 4/21: As was suspected, it was made by the Expelled team. If their movie was as creative and witty as this, it might have been worth seeing.
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