Humor and Satire

Christians Execute Plastic Santa by Firing Squad

December 23rd, 2010  |  Published in Humor and Satire, Religion, Videos

My reaction in acronyms: OMG WTF LOL

Double Dream Hands!

December 15th, 2010  |  Published in Humor and Satire, Videos

Scaring Small Children

December 11th, 2010  |  Published in Humor and Satire, Parenting

One of the things I love about Halloween is scaring small children. So I’ll probably do something like this as a dad:

When I was a kid, [my dad] used to say good night to my brother and me, turn out the lights, shut the door with himself in the room, wait for like 30 minutes, then slowly crawl to my bed making monster noises, and flop his arm onto the bed. Of course if he was feeling lazy he’d just say goodnight, go to his room next to ours, and drag his fingernails down the wall while snarling. Wow WTF was up with my dad?

“Selecting this option has no effect.”

December 7th, 2010  |  Published in Humor and Satire

Well okay then, I guess it should remain clicked.

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How to Avoid the Press By Eating a Cookie

November 28th, 2010  |  Published in Humor and Satire, Politics, Videos

“I’m still eating my cookie” — Brilliant cookie eating press defense combo!

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Raccoon Steals Carpet

November 27th, 2010  |  Published in Animals, Humor and Satire, Videos

SNL’s TSA Sketch

November 22nd, 2010  |  Published in Humor and Satire, Videos

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Jenga Pistol

November 22nd, 2010  |  Published in Humor and Satire, Videos

Seems like cheating to me…