Fire and Knowledge

Over three years ago I argued that God’s existence could not be scientifically proven. It must be taken on faith. But it seems I was wrong. Bill O’Reilly has finally proven the existence of God with his genius:

Tides go in. Tides go out. Never a miscommunication.

That’s right — tides prove the existence of God. Wikipedia may say, “Tides are the rise and fall of sea levels caused by the combined effects of the gravitational forces exerted by the Moon and the Sun and the rotation of the Earth” … but that was probably written by a 10 year old in his underwear. We really have NO IDEA how the tides work! We can’t predict them. It’s simply beyond our comprehension, and if someone says differently, they should be stoned to death with small pebbles.

You can watch Papa Bear stun the world with his revelation here (along with some heretics poking fun of him):

Jeremy said he was only going to “watch videos of cats (supplied by @jpsowin) and silly Christians” so I thought I’d take the opportunity to supply both in one post:

There’s more where that came from, I assure you.

Update: Here’s a combination of the two… but it’s a parody, thank God!

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This will blow your mind until…

…you realize they just reversed the video.

Here’s a very tolerant cat being wrapped up in wrapping paper.

Over 200 people disliked this video on youtube. I pity their souls.

I don’t know what to think about this. Yoga at it’s scariest.

*brain asplodes*